Plague rats swimming in the betting pool
I spoke with one of the nurses at my GP's office today, and I will be seen this afternoon. They're concerned at how long this mystery illness has held on, and I [unfortunately?] made the mistake of coughing while I was on the phone.Apparently I have the unmistakable rattle of Peruvian Death Flu.
So! In the true spirit of this website, and my sick sense of humor … place your bets. What do I have? Bonuses for creativity of answer or whatever I feel is worthy of a bonus (or just not coughing on).
I'll also know which of you aren't getting any work done today, because it IS a weekday.
C'mon, make my day interesting. Coughing-as-entertainment got old twelve days ago.
I'd also like to note that it really sucks to listen to Earth Wind & Fire while not being able to sing along. Grr!