Oddly, it wasn't as horrible as I expected. I think I half-expected the potential housekeeper to come in, blanch at the horror, and say in hushed tones, We can make it right ... for a price!

It wasn't anything like that, really. We talked about the square footage of the house, and we talked about how frequently I needed help, and some of the crazier chores I needed help with, and what day of the week was best.

Your last night away from home puts you in an unfamiliar place, across the table from a face you haven't seen in six years and forty pounds. He is older and bearded, and the baskets of wings vary from sweet to hot, and the pomegranate margarita is exactly the kind of sweet, fluffy drink you want at the end of the trip when beer tastes too much like effort.

I'm in Colorado, doing random Drupal work. Here's what I've been up to:

I'm in Colorado, doing random Drupal work. Here's what I've been up to:

I'm in Colorado, doing random Drupal work. Here's what I've been up to:

I'm in Colorado, doing random Drupal work. Here's what I've been up to: