Perhaps, as said to Colter, I did get up on the bitchy side of the bed this morning. Blame it a misbehaving Gallery install - no. I'm not playing that game. I blame the inane conversation provided to me by the person who can't even find the time for a two-second check of the profile of the person he's pestering.

Friends? No, I think not, sir; in my world, friends have something in common aside from the ability to spell the word "hello." I realize my standards are just impossibly high, but I like my men to have a touch of the conversationalist; merely substituting 'u' for 'you' just isn't enough to catch my eye.

So, mr_xotic_danzr, that makes you our loser of the day.

 
Session Start (Yahoo! - quallsac:mr_xotic_danzr): Wed Jul 23 12:27:37 2003

mr_xotic_danzr:
hello

 
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me:
Hello.
mr_xotic_danzr:
hi
me:
Yes, I gathered that already.
mr_xotic_danzr:
whats up
me:
Do you actually care, or is that a shiny happy pretext?
mr_xotic_danzr:
i care
me:
Given that you don't know me, I suppose that's ... comforting?
mr_xotic_danzr:
i want to know you what type of work do u do
me:
Well, there's always the magic of the profile.
mr_xotic_danzr:
u have so many lol
me:
"I have so many"?
mr_xotic_danzr:
profiles
mr_xotic_danzr:
why so much sarcasim
me:
Why so many butcherings of standardized English spellings?
mr_xotic_danzr:
yes
me:
I have two theories: either a) you are blatantly disregarding commonly-accepted spelling rules or b) you just don't know the rules.
mr_xotic_danzr:
r u there
mr_xotic_danzr:
cool
mr_xotic_danzr:
may i add u as a friend
me:
We aren't friends.
mr_xotic_danzr:
not yet
mr_xotic_danzr:
but i like me lol
 
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mr_xotic_danzr:
but u lik eme
me:
Since you seem to know me so well, why not enlighten me about other aspects of my character that I don't seem to know about?
mr_xotic_danzr:
ur funny charming beautiful outgoing and a wonderful person
me:
Right - and you're the stunningly-handsome but poorly-spelled exotic dancer whose words are going to sweep me off my feet?
mr_xotic_danzr:
nope not trying to sweep u off ur feet u might fall lol lol
me:
Then, pray tell, please tell me what your point is.