Gimme "connical" form, baby!

21 Feb 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome to yahoo user cchodges, who was looking for a little fun on Valentine's Day and found … me. His profile, I might add, is listed as an "adult" profile. I submit the following transcript as evidence to the contrary:

Session Start (domesticat01:cchodges): Mon Feb 14 21:14:01 2005
cchodges:	Sugar, you feeling playful
cchodges:	Sugar, you feeling playful
me:	Why?
cchodges:	Im ready
cchodges:	you
me:	Oh?
cchodges:	oh, i see your being coy
me:	Really?
cchodges:	yea
me:	Wasn't aware.
cchodges:	you should be baby
cchodges:	WELL
me:	What, am I supposed to tapdance?
cchodges:	lapdance might not be bad, but start tapping
me:	It strikes me as somewhat difficult to force letters into the form of a lap dance.
cchodges:	you just gota be creative sweetie
me:	Apparently. But why should I?
cchodges:	to see if you could
me:	That implies I don't already know the answer.
cchodges:	not at all lusty lady
me:	Oh?
me:	I'm curious - what gives you this knowledge of me?
me:	No explanation?
cchodges:	only if you want one darlin
me:	Oh, this should be interesting.
cchodges:	okkie dokkie
cchodges:	what you want explained
cchodges:	and do you want it in connical form
cchodges:
cchodges:	ok, I'll give a couple of secs, while I get a drink
me:	'connical'?
cchodges:	opps, sorry dolly, your not a math person
me:	Actually, I am, but I'm also a literature person, which leads me to suspect you meant 'conical'
cchodges:	connnical is simplest form darlin
me:	Or, you could've meant 'canonical,' which implies something else entirely.
cchodges:	no not the hat baby
me:	Well, which one was it?
me:	I'm curious to hear if there's a third similarly-spelled word that you might've meant…
me:	Still waiting…