Jeff (aka @eaton) and Larry (aka @TheRealCrell) are two truly nifty and interesting people I've met as a result of being on the fringes of the Drupal community. I've been watching this exchange scroll by on Twitter with a mix of admiration, amusement, and need for aspirin. Will be completely impenetrable and boring to anyone who isn't either 1) fascinated with religion or 2) fascinated with programming structures.

eaton: Sheol is the difficult to optimize edge case of Protestant theology.
TheRealCrell: @eaton It's an edge case, so you just need to lazy-load it when needed. Otherwise, don't worry about it.
eaton: @TheRealCrell "Theology 6.12. Fixed: Stack overflow when using reflection to retrieve properties of the Trinity class."
eaton: @TheRealCrell Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Trinity would be duck typing. Hmm. Crap, now I'm writing a blog post...
TheRealCrell: @eaton It's just three separate interfaces to the same object. class God implements FatherInterface, SonInterface, HolyGhostInterface {}
eaton: @TheRealCrell According to non-Trinitarian traditions, though, it's encapsulation...
eaton: Yes, @therealcrell and I are THAT nerdy.
TheRealCrell: @eaton That's the beauty of interfaces. Which of them it extends or composes is encapsulated, and is even implementation dependent.
TheRealCrell: @eaton Although technically ChristianGod extends Yahweh implements PaganTraditionsInterface, GenericMidEastGodInterface {}
eaton: @TheRealCrell Tell that to the Seventh Day Adventists! *rimshot* Ehh... Hm.
TheRealCrell: @eaton unset($heathens);
eaton: @TheRealCrell Careful. $heathens is a global that's used as a pointer to random data, depending on the context.
TheRealCrell: @eaton Yet another reason for proper encapsulation of religion rather than letting it become global. #smallreligion

(For those of you who aren't in the Drupal community, the #smallreligion hashtag is a poke at Jeff Eaton's championing of an idea in Drupal known as #smallcore.  That's all you need to know.  Nod and move on.)