Currently a little bit ill (said in the same voice that someone would use to say that they're "a little bit pregnant").
I'm under a doctor's care, am taking plenty of meds, etc. If you've got suggestions on easy-to-eat foods for me - I can't taste much but have to eat regularly because my medications make me queasy - leave them here.
No, I don't have the flu. That'd be too simple, and straightforward. :D Explanation soon.