Your truck might smell of rice ...
If you need to put not one, but five, Planet Audio stickers on it
If your camper shell has an emblem on it that could only be described as a flaming squid
If you think changing the taillights and wheels on your Nissan V6 makes it look faster
I just wish the photos of the riced Monte Carlo I saw in Atlanta hadn't been too blurry to post. Anyone who is silly enough to 1) stick a wing and 2) paint checkered flags on a Monte Carlo deserves to be ridiculed on some site.
Meanwhile, the sleek German squirrels and I will continue to prowl about town with our camera.