web sites can do more damage than women
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| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | hi |
| quallsac: | Good morning. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | hi |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | Im in HUntsville pics on my profile |
| quallsac: | …and I want to look at them because…? |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | do you like buff muscles men |
| quallsac: | I don't suppose you happened to actually check my profile or my site before contacting me, hm? |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I checked profile |
| quallsac: | Hmm. Well it *does* mention that I was married. I wonder, do you specifically IM women who are married or did you just gloss over that little fact as unimportant? |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I specifically IM married women |
| quallsac: | …so what's your success rate on this kind of endeavor? |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | not real high, but the rewards are great |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | 1 in 100 is worth it if she is a hot lookin woman |
| quallsac: | One out of a hundred. Those are pretty lousy odds. Requires a lot of trolling. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | yea, Im a sad case |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | maybe I get to a hundred after a week or so |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | try narrowing it down to local women, try and figure out if they are relatively fit, pretty, and wild |
| quallsac: | Not to mention married. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | single women want single men |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | Im lookin for a woman who is happy with her hubby but could use some sideline fun |
| quallsac: | Seems like the two, by definition, are a bit mutually exclusive. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | thats comin from the female brain, but then thats what Im lookin for , a female, well to be more specific, maybe she likes everything about her hubby except his bedroom performance, or maybe she is a little bored and could use a change |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | so what do you look like |
| quallsac: | Human enough to pass muster on the street, thankfully. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I bet |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | you got the confidence of a good lookin woman |
| quallsac: | Ah, but see, you forgot something…. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I usually do what is it this time |
| quallsac: | To ask if I was interested. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I avoid that hoping to woo you with my charms |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | instead of hearin no right off the bat |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | what do you do, Im an engineer |
| quallsac: | I write about amusing things that happen in my life. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | who do you sell these stories to |
| quallsac: | Oh, now, that would be telling. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | so you do have some sort of media buy your stuff |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I have lots of stories Id let ya have |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | you could be like J peterman on seinfeld |
| quallsac: | Now, let's go back to what I was mentioning earlier, about interest. You forgot to ask if I was interested. I am, in fact, completely uninterested in what you have to offer. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | well thats rainin on my parade |
| quallsac: | Not really, considering that the clues were available on my website the entire time. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | I dont check unknown web sites |
| quallsac: | Ah, but you hit on unknown women. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | and life isnt always what it seems anyway |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | web sites can do more damage than women |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | well your not interested, and Im hungry, so 2 outta 3 is good enough |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | really though ive had ALOT of funny stuff happen to me, Ive always wanted to write also, never had a venue |
| quallsac: | I'd suggest you go eat your lunch. |
| hardbody_n_hsv_4fem: | and I suggest you take a chill pill,. smile it wont hurt ya none, peace out |
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